| A News Story about Rebecca J. Schneider (found on the internet):
MEADVILLE--December 24 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning a young 14 year old boy by the name of scott jackson was found dead. doctors could come up with no cause of death. his mother was going to check his emails to see if she could figure out wat happened. turns out he was still signed into myspace. she found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a lil'girl that kills you in ur sleep with no natrual cause of death.
this is the bulletin he read
my name is Rebecca J. Schneider im 19 years old. im a massed murder. i have no face. wen u look at me u'll die immediately and i will kill u wit a knife and a sword. u have 900 seconds to repost this or Rebecca J. Schneider (me) will visit u tonite.
Is this story a hoax? The world may never know. However, through thorough internet investigation, researchers have been able to come up with this short list of facts about Rebecca J. Schneider.
1. Rebecca J. Schneider loves sandwiches.
2. Rebecca J. Schneider loves comics.
3. Rebecca J. Schneider loves Insane Clown Posse, Blackout Band, and Ted Nugent.
4. Rebecca J. Schneider was born with shortened ligaments in her calves, so please don't make fun of the way she walks, she can't help it.
While scientists everywhere continue to look into the mystery of Rebecca J. Schneider, people everywhere continue to wonder; is this mysterious girl FACT? or FICTION? |
